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Help Wanted.

Jan 22, 2009 19:22

Lately, I have been desperate and feeling somewhat of a masochist... which led me to journey into FF.net ( Read more... )

lulz, fiction, ff.net adventures

Comments 75

skye_fall January 23 2009, 04:56:44 UTC

Ooh, ff.net is fun *complete and utter sarcasm* =P

*ROFLROFLROFL*
I'd totally write something, if I could think of anything... but post-position's fic above basically sums up everything I hate. xDD (and, you know, I'm just so incapable of writing anything less than perfection *sporfle* xDDD)

emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:00:24 UTC

HAAAAAAAAAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!

You weren't on last night so I was tres sad. :(

skye_fall January 23 2009, 05:04:17 UTC

THANKS~~~!! ^__^　♥♥♥

Eh, wasn't I? I thought I was =PPPP

emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:13:19 UTC

Nuuu. :( Not when I was on, you weren't!!

Thread 6

riyuki January 23 2009, 05:02:49 UTC

A/N: Bla hblah blah blah pointless shit that never, ever matters ( ... )

emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:15:18 UTC

OH... OH... MY GOD.......

I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT YOUR FIRST SENTENCE.... ENDED UP IN TEARS IN THE END. WHAT A MOVING STORY. I REALLY ENJOYED IT!!!!!!!

PLZ RITE MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riyuki January 23 2009, 05:40:28 UTC

LAWL THX!

Actually, I was thinking of updating randomly every few months and writing everything but the last chapter and then going on hiatus and then coming back two years later with an A/N that says I'm NEVER FINISHING!!!!!!

emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:43:30 UTC

DSKJFHDKLJSHFKSEUF ROFL FUCK ILU SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMG YOU ROCK SO MUCH. xDDDDDDD

Thread 5

yaoikitten January 23 2009, 05:22:06 UTC

Genuis.

emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:24:26 UTC

^___^ TY YAOIKITTEN-SAN!!!!!!!

dkjsfhskuef I am having the biggest kick out of this. the fic above you is so gloriously epic

yaoikitten January 24 2009, 05:05:07 UTC

Yeah, I read them. I haven't read fanfiction in so long I fogot all the joys of ff.net. ^^; Thanks for reminding me.

raphael is not amused leadengine January 23 2009, 05:24:59 UTC

KONNITCHIWA, FANFICTION.NET! this is my first story for them so plz don't flame kay ^___^ THIS IS MATURE ONLY SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI PR0NZ DO NOT READ ( ... )

dfjnvksdfh leadengine January 23 2009, 05:29:46 UTC

I just want to point out this was so hard to write. I'm more embarrassed I managed to write this than I am when I write, you know, actual porn.

Re: raphael is not amused emcyclopedia January 23 2009, 05:34:00 UTC

SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB

OH GLORIOUS...

Re: raphael is not amused leadengine January 23 2009, 05:35:27 UTC

GLORIOUS MEMBER IS GLORIOUS

Thread 15

thesundaywriter January 23 2009, 08:52:04 UTC

Too many things I could say T.T I'll attempt to write a snippet sometime, but here're some of the things:

- When authors put author comments within the fic, and they're not related. It disrupts my reading of the fic =.=
- Really long disclaimers at the beginning when a short line will do (I've seen some that go on for half the page)... most of the time they're not even funny!
- Fangirl Japanese like "OMG! That is so Kawaii!!" *cough*
- Insertion of some really random Japanese or French/German/non-English phrase without any explanations provided (because everyone is multilingual *sarcastic*)
- Related to the above, insertion of a non-English phrase when the author does not know the language and just randomly used babelfish or something...
- Script writing. You're writing a fanfic, not a movie script.
- Over-stereotyping of characters.
- Pairing everyone up.
- And of course, bad English =P

less January 24 2009, 04:45:00 UTC

god yeah. i totally agree with you.

a/n isn't necessary at all because we don't really care about how you think but more about how you write. and if you really do want us to care, somehow incorporate that into your fic plz. :(

emcyclopedia January 24 2009, 04:46:35 UTC

not only that, it really does disrupt the fic reading T____T