[107] [FOURTH WALL SPAMPOST]

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[sound of a door opening, and footsteps, and then-- STOP. WTF. SO MANY PEOPLE?!]

J-jeez...not this again--! What the heck?!

[...okay, no, how about we try a different approach here. Ahem.]

Well. With millions of new people, there's only one thing to do, right? Welcome to Discedo, guys. My name is Umi! This place is kinda disorienting, and

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[breakinurwalls]

[You know you're wall? The one that's kind of important? Yea, it's not there anymore. It was busted through by a giant pitcher of kool-aid. We're really Sorry, Umi, but there was a job that needs to be done. A job against THE THIRST.]

OOOOHHHHHH YEAAAAAA!

1/3 CURSE YOU KOOL-AID MAN FDHGKDS <3

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[wall? ...WALL. HEY. I NEEDED THAT WALL, YOU JERK--]

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[....waaaaaaaait a second I know you]

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Th...the guy from the Kool-aid packets?! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!

[mokonapuupuu]

[waddles in]

Puu puu?

1/2

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...Mokona?!

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I can't believe it! Hey, lucky break! You can take us out of here, right? Right?! Maybe I can finally go home...!!

[mokonapuupuu]

[Mokona looks sad, if possible. She/he/it waggles its floppy little ears]

Puuuu...

Puu puu puupuuuuuu! [HUUUUUUUUUUG]

[idkmybffwaldo]

[Oh hey blue hair! So you're--

Wait, no. Aw man, this isn't it either. You're all sparkly and shojo-ish and lacking in manly burning shonen will. Lame.]

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I think I just saw a panda...but that can't be right.

[starfishwuvu]

I LOVE YOU. STAR FISH LOVES YOU.

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...

[this is the creepiest thing yet. SERIOUSLY.]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!

[oceanpapa]

Umi..?

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[...Oh my god, what is this I don't even--]

Papa...?!

[oceanpapa]

It's been a long time... you've grown!

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I-- [...this is weird, but bawww] Yeah...it has. I'm really glad to see you, papa.