Seriously? You're that desperate that you'd let Evan's cast spells on you in her highly hungover state. Did you not see her walk into the Ravenclaw breakfast table this morning and then proceed to apologise profusely to her?
Oh, well. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but, well. It wasn't.
The potions closet is right next to the slytherin common room, you twat. The quiddich locker rooms are closer to the gryffindor common room & they're smaller. You should be used to cramming yourself into small, enclosed places by now. Merlin knows how you work around that stick up Remus's arse.
No, Black. Believe me, Bella and I laid claim to that room before you and Lupin had stopped sucking your thumbs. That closet is most definitely OUR PLACE.
Indeed? Is that where you got that temporary lazy eye from, and Lestrange his eleventh finger? This explains so much--I always thought it was some weird inbreeding fluctuation.
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I'm *twitch* glad you came out of the closet, though. You're not alone.
I love dancing in the rain.
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You know, it's these sorts of remarks that make me even less inclined to acquiesce your request to reverse that charm someone's plaguing you with.
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I used to *twitch* suck my thumb.
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Oh, well. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but, well. It wasn't.
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This explains so much--I always thought it was some weird inbreeding fluctuation.
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I'll have to be the judge of that... Five minutes time, in the closet?
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