*Splatter*

[elyvern]

I'm working on a programme to be produced this April in time with the Speak Good English campaign. English is the franca lingua here and one of four official languages. There are also 21 other languages and dialects that see use here. Throw them all into the linguistic melting pot, and the demon-child of mangled English is born. Witness the

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[downunderdeb]

And the Aussie version:

Nappies, sticky tape, mail, movie, semi-trailer, rubber, pants or trousers, raise, crappy, station wagon, holidays.

I hope it's not the rabbits' fault - it's very hard to give up a pet.