I guess some Indian director is making a biopic about Mother Theresa, and he wants paris hilton to play her...

If paris hilton plays Mother Theresa, I will cut my eyeballs out.

Your Birth Month is June
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My stomach's twisted into a knot. I'm so freaking nervous right now. I'm trying to keep myself busy by cleaning, but I think it's just making me more nervous. All over a stupid guy.

I need to get out of the apartment....maybe I'll go up to indy.

poop.

I feel soooo bad about not going to the show tonight:( I just got back from Oliver Winery...I did my first wine tasting, bought three bottles of wine, and probably shouldn't have driven home.... There was so much going on this weekend that I feel like I spread myself too thin, and I didn't get to see everyone as much as I wanted, or not at all ( ( Read more... )

I feel so dumb going on and on about my stupid little problems in here. I complain about all this petty shit, when other people have REAL problems. fuck.

Yaaaay for Dad's!!! They give me rides to my car when I'm stuck!!! hehe ( Read more... )

My car is parked at a gay bar in a trailer about 12 blocks away. I...am here. (thank you captain obvious)

How will Kelly get to her car?

I just got home from big lots and kroger, and my fly was unzipped the WHOOOOLE time. hehehe ( Read more... )

Cute guys make me nervous. Stupid cute guys.

I'm bored.

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