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[elwon]

THIS IS FOR vivi314 TO PROVE I AM ALIVE.

WELL SORT OF.

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COS I'M A ZOMBIE NOW.

But I'm not unreasonable, I mean I'm not gonna eat your eyes!

Comments

[unhobbityhobbit]

I was under the impression you had been for some time.

[elwon]

THIS IS MY COMING OUT POST.

YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW.

I COULD NO LONGER STAY IN THE er... GRAVE?

Did I just pull a Jason Todd? I think I did.ohwaityouhaven'treadthecomicsyet...

[unhobbityhobbit]

Ah, I see. You think this will give you a better chance with The Todd. Bonding over similar experiences.

[elwon]

...Unicorn, bb. As much as I hate to admit it, Jason Todd is not real! Therefore I have no chance with him. ;_; Also his daddy!issues. but mostly the realness.

[vivi314]

bb

will you eat my brains

if you know what i mean

[elwon]

yes mein hure i will

because that's how i show my love

also i will ride to you in urop on a unicorn

because ruth is a unicorn and we are team death

and you will be mine bwahahahahahahahahahaha /chokecoughgurgle

[vivi314]

oh bb

please show me love the ingulish way

the death way

the zombie way

/ready to strike a pose and sing a song

[elwon]

/takes hold of you

/noms your brains

mmm tastes like PINK

/LOVES YOU HARD ALL NIGHT LONG

because you're a zombie now too

[maikichelorrain]

We still like you, no matter your state of decomposition.

[elwon]

\o/ I hope my arms don't fall off!

Merci beaucoup!