Stealing a meme...
Name ~3 B7 fics you think I wouldn't ever, ever write, and I'll try to write a snippet of at least one of them.
I know I don't write that often, so it might not be obvious. :/
I know I don't write that often, so it might not be obvious. :/
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2. Blake tells Avon he loves him, but Avon says Cally Would Kill You if You Tried Anything.
3. 101 Things To Do with A Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife.
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In the mean time, have an excerpt from 101 Things To Do with A Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife:
Warning: Disturbing Images. Though not on par with those in A Terrible Aspect
1. Use your Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife to bisect your grapefruit Hjorklud.
2. Use your Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife to painstakingly loosen the flesh of each section of your bisected grapefruit Hjorklud.
3. Use your Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife to stab each painstakingly loosened section of your bisected grapefruitHjorklud and guide it into your mouth until you've consumed the entire grapefruit Hjorklud ( ... )
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However there are MANY ways Tarrant could be evil if he really wanted to be, including pre-TWB...
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"Forward march, Captain Rai," Tarrant drawled, lifting a hand away from Star Killer's fluffy white coat to gesture Rai into the room.
"Supreme Commander," Rai said again. Tarrant wished he would stop repeating the title. It sounded as though he was reminding himself of Tarrant's rank.
"Well, what is it?" Tarrant asked, standing, knocking Star Killer to the floor. The old cat sprang away, ears back, but Tarrant's youthful reflexes allowed him to catch him in the side with the toe of his boot before he could retreat to Tarrant's desk.
"I value our friendship a great deal."
"Yes, yes, get on with whatever you have to tell me." If Rai thought their acquaintance at FSA made him more disposed to grant favors, he had another think coming.
"About putting Space Commander Servalan on the Blake Mission. Are you sure it's wise?"
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2. The Liberator spontaneously transforms into a fluffy white cat named Princess Fluffypeep. The crew are all turned into small ducklings who ride on her back.
3. Avon-Cally bodyswap - in the style of Ben Stead
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"Woman, I am beautiful!" Avon declared, gazing enraptured at his slender form and tumbling curls. Unaccustomed to walking in such low heels, he tripped and sprawled backwards onto the sofa, started to swear, then decided to pass it off as masterfully throwing himself down.
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As Mark Antony said, I am dying, Egypt, dying.
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1. Avon murders Vila.
2. In S2, Blake decides everyone else is right and rebellion is a silly idea. He settles down with Jenna, Avon with Cally. (Vila sulks.)
3. B7/JC crossover (not fusion).
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"So Orac," Vila said, alone one night on the flight deck, "what do I do for Blake for his birthday?"
"I suggest time travel," Orac answered.
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And, ha, yes, that is about the only way you could start it off, really. Besides, blaming Orac for everything is part of the fun.
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2. Post Orbit - Avon/Vila, Vila is very very sad so Avon comforts him with sex and hot chocolate
3. Avon viciously rapes Jenna post 'Duel'
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(sorry for the looong delay for even this filler comment. it's been a crazy day or so).
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