Comments | elurin: MY DARLING DOES NOT LOVE ME!!!!!!

elurin

MY DARLING DOES NOT LOVE ME!!!!!!

Feb 02, 2003 23:25

*SOBS HYSTERICALLY*OH MY LOVE *sob* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ( Read more... )

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arwens_evenstar February 3 2003, 08:54:20 UTC

Look, we've been over this. You're a biped without nice soft elf-boobies. I'm a shiny necklace with a thing for the aforementioned nice soft elf-boobies. And you're really not my type.

elurin February 3 2003, 13:19:41 UTC

*sigh* Fine. Then I shall have to either die of grief, or find someone (something?) else to love.

Considering the options, I shall choose the latter.

Any complaints will be forwarded to you.