C'est l'amour!

[elurin]

*serenades the object of his affection*

I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!
AND YOUR ELF!BOOBIES AREN'T BAD EITHER!!!!
BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Comments

[arwens_evenstar]

STOP STALKING ME! I KNOW WHAT RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE AND I HAVE AN ELF WHO CAN FILE THEM!

Besides, you're like, a biped. I'm a gorgeous necklace with a deep admiration for the elf-boobies I hang between. It would never work between us.