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elrondhalfelven

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Mar 07, 2003 17:19

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arwenundomiel March 7 2003, 14:24:47 UTC

*gasp*

but daddy#2 took away all the celelube™ and everybody's been behaving and totally not just limiting themselves to oral sex since then!

um. WAVE DENETHOR UNDER HIS NOSE!!!

i am distressed!!! oliveoyl March 7 2003, 17:37:00 UTC

I can't! He exploded!

divaerestor March 7 2003, 14:27:23 UTC

This is usually where I'm called in to res- resc- perform CPR on our beloved Elf lord...

((Sorry; I'm having a bad spelling day... ¬.¬;;))

elladanthesane March 7 2003, 14:29:06 UTC

Ada?

ADA!!!!

*practically shouts into Elrond's nose*

divaerestor March 7 2003, 14:30:44 UTC

Why don't do something useful and go fetch me those electro-paddle thingies mun doctors use on their patients?

elladanthesane March 7 2003, 14:32:57 UTC

What do I look like?

My father's gopher?

I don't have time for arguments... divaerestor March 7 2003, 14:34:29 UTC

Dammit Danny; just do it...

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galathil March 7 2003, 16:42:29 UTC

I feel some catatonic sweet half-elven lovin' coming on...

elrondhalfelven March 7 2003, 17:37:58 UTC

*twitchtwitchTWITCH*

divaerestor March 7 2003, 18:54:42 UTC

Guard kitty at the ready sir...

Just say the word- uh, twitch a certain way and I'll handle it.

galathil March 8 2003, 04:33:22 UTC

It's a real shame we ran out of celelube. No matter... friction is goooood.

lordof_imladris March 7 2003, 17:19:53 UTC

*would lap dance back to health if he wasn't fat and pregnant THANK YOU MUN(S)* >:|