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I Can't Believe It... Another "Skeletons" Lemon! o_O

May 31, 2006 22:52

Hey guys! I... um... well, I really have NO IDEA why this ended up getting written. Honestly. And yet, here it is... for your reading pleasure ( Read more... )

fanfiction by genre: au, fanfiction by series: skeletons, fanfiction, fanfiction by author: moon_maiden36

Comments 84

box_of_doom June 1 2006, 04:31:37 UTC

*giggles* Go Alex and his not knowing whether or not any of this was real or not.

And go Edward being a good big brother and cleaning up... and being an annoying one and wasting his sister's supplies at the same time. ^^

crescent_moony June 1 2006, 20:41:29 UTC

XD Yeah, well, after all of the excitement that night, you can't really blame him. ^_~ As for Edward... when it's either clean up or get caught... X3 Heehee.

Thanks for reading! ^_^

daniela_lynx June 1 2006, 04:57:51 UTC

*Ish speechless*

crescent_moony June 1 2006, 20:41:56 UTC

......... ^_^ *huggles*

daniela_lynx June 2 2006, 00:45:43 UTC

*breathes*

Did you know? this hit my hidden kink: bathroom sex.

This is the best smut ever @.@ Funny, and hot, and well written. Don't say again you can't write porn. I'm in love with your Edward, and i know he can't love me back, but that's OK since he's screwing his baby brother and i can watch it! *pose*

And Rosie is my new gurú. X3 *worships her*

crescent_moony June 3 2006, 00:13:24 UTC

Awww! Edward loves you! XD Right, Edward?

Edward: *has no idea why he's suddenly here* .... um.... hi? *waves*

X3 See? Such love he posseses for you, he just can't hold it in.

Edward: ....*walks off to find Alex*

(Damn, I'm on such a sugar high. ^_^;;;)

ANYWAY. ^_~

In all seriousness (or whatever seriousness I happen to have), thank you for reading! XD I'm glad that I managed to feed your bathroom!kink addiction, and that you enjoyed my smut! *blush* You're so nice... ^_^

And as for Rosie... well, she's just Rosie. ^_~ And I'm so thrilled that people like her, rather than want to rip her to shreds. (That seems to be the trend with female OCs, after all. ^_^;;;; Eh heh.)

Thanks so much! *glomps*

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spiralred June 1 2006, 05:18:59 UTC

Eeep!
Rosalie's pissed! I'd be mad too, rose-scented lotion isn't easy to find.

So was it just the clue of half of her lotion missing, or were they loud enough to wake the household?

This story is just way too much fun. Will there be more grandpa! sex in the future, because I'm embarassed to say that was really hot!

love Alex as a doll, and that Ed gets his sex-ed from their younger sister.

crescent_moony June 1 2006, 21:42:16 UTC

Yup-- Rosie's ticked. I'd be scared. XD (And yeah-- rose-scented lotion is terribly difficult to find! O_O I have one little bottle (on which Rosie's is based X3) called 'Rosewater'-- I've only ever seen it once, the time I bought it. Glad I did, though; it smells SO GOOD.)

*laughs* In my mind, they were pretty quiet-- just some squeaking and a few thuds. But Rosie's bedroom is right next to the bathroom, so she probably heard some of the "goings on"... and then, when she discovered her half-empty bottle of lotion... ^_~

Grandpa!Sex? I dunno. ^_^;;; Right now I'd like to say "probably not," but that's what I had said about the possibility of me writing more lemons and... well, obviously, I unintentionally lied. Eh heh. So I guess... um... we'll see? ^_~

Thanks for reading and your awesome comments! XD *glomps*

kuroi_keiko June 2 2006, 00:08:51 UTC

Theres some good rose scented bath products (including lotion) by Sarah Michaels, which is cheap and we have a shitload of it. I think mum buys it from the 99 cent store...

*ponders*

*writes 'Rosie's Lotion' with a sharpie on the labels*
*sells lotion to people who want it*

o.O;

crescent_moony June 3 2006, 00:14:28 UTC

XD ZOMG, that'd be amazing. *wants to buy 'Rosie's Lotion.'*

Anyway, thanks for the shopping suggestion! Maybe I'll check it out... ^_~

Thread 6

gwyneda June 1 2006, 05:20:27 UTC

.....

.....

*dead, DEAD, SO FUCKING DEAD OF SMEX*

I have no coherency right now, and I cannot TELL you how insanely, irrationally happy this makes me after my horrible day at work.

Thank you *clings to fic, loves on it endlessly* GO ROSIE, YOU ROCK SO BAD!!! roflmao

crescent_moony June 1 2006, 20:43:22 UTC

XD Glad that you enjoyed! And I'm happy to have been able to help cheer you up! :3

*glomps* YOU rock so bad! ^_~

gwyneda June 2 2006, 07:05:46 UTC

omg, seriously, a day later and this STILL makes me haooy XD

Can I friend you? =P

crescent_moony June 3 2006, 00:15:05 UTC

Please! -^_^- Can I friend you in return?

Thread 5

armor_of_guilt June 1 2006, 05:44:18 UTC

So smexy!! Go Edward! ^w^ Go Alex!!

OMG, I loved it when Alex is in the bathroom and Edward suddenly appears at the right moment! So awesome!! You make the two of them work so well together! Poor little Alex though... so confused. He wants Edward and knows it, just not ready to accept it. Well, that's life for you!

-hugs- This was truly "make Armor-chan 'splode" material! So completely... I'm just in awe... Keep up the wonderful work!!

-snickers- I'll never look at my bathtub/shower the same... -hits head- Incidentally... I also have scented lotion in a pink bottle... -stares at lotion-

crescent_moony June 1 2006, 21:11:07 UTC

*hugs back* Yea for random 'sploding! XD I'm very honored that you enjoyed it so much... and yes. Edward has a tendency to show up at just the right moment, ne? ^_~

I hear ya. I have the same problem. ^_~ In fact, here's how this one-shot was inspired--

Maiden: *brushing her teeth after finishing Skeletons chapter 3* ... *looks over at the bathtub, thinking of Skeletons chapter 4* ... *sees Alex and Edward having sex in the bathub in her mind's eye* =O_O=

I know. X3 Random, wasn't it?

As for the lotion... yeah. I have the exact same bottle... XD Mwahaha!