Oh how I wish I could remember.

[elphabahummel]

What on earth happened at April's party?

Now that Quinn has infused my very soul with sheer terror, I beg any kind individual to tell me what happened.  I have absolutely no memory of the events that unfolded.

I apologize profusely for any inconveniences or difficulties my inebriation may have caused.

Please, please, please someone help me.

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[emmap_3]

I would help you but I only vaguely remember myself.

[elphabahummel]

I'm rather frightened.

[emmap_3]

You're frightened? I hear that I TOOK MY SHOES OFF AND WALKED AROUND WITHOUT THEM. My feet are like Petri dishes! I've gone through three loufas! THREE!

[elphabahummel]

I vomited on Puck and did god knows what else.

Would you like another loufa?

[proud_artie]

Kurt, my advice to you is not to openly admit to being... inebriated. But... I'm truly sorry for not sticking with you to make sure you were okay after I realized what was going on.

I was busy.

[elphabahummel]

It was a party, we were supposed to enjoy ourselves, don't be sorry for that.

We need to talk

[ducksinhats]

We danced to GaGa! It was super fun. You were funny.

[elphabahummel]

Well, that doesn't sound terribly embarrassing. I wish I could remember it.

...funny?

[ducksinhats]

It wasn't embarrassing, we totally rocked it!

Yeah. You kept calling me pretty and said I reminded you of a puppy. And you called Puck a stupid head (which he totally can be).

[elphabahummel]

Oh my god.

[the_boozy_diva]

You threw up. In my bedroom. Thankfully Puck cleared it up, and I know it wasn't your fault, sweetie. Whoever spiked that drink is gonna be sorry >:(.

[elphabahummel]

April, I am so so sorry! Really, I never act like that, never, I don't even drink! Were I able to remember the night I would apologize for every single moment of it, but I don't even remember getting home.

[the_boozy_diva]

Its. Fine. For the last time it wasn't your fault.