This is so completely terribly unamusing I could die.

[elphabahummel]

Did my last crisis of self just not last long enough?!  There is no way that that is my future career.  No no no no no no no no.  I just got through a week long denial of myself only to find out that plaid will make up my future wardrobe?!  I already got rid of those disgusting excuses for clothes!!!

Oh my god, what if it is?!  I would have to carry

Comments

[jesse_st_james]

Would you prefer to be a gay hairdresser, like me?

[elphabahummel]

I like playing with Brittany's hair - that would be an enjoyable job!

Also, I don't think it's been established that you are in fact gay.

[proud_artie]

Yeah. 'Cause he's not cool enough to pull off being gay.

[elphabahummel]

Artie, I think you are one of the few people that associates levels of coolness with homosexuality.

But you are right.

[proud_artie]

Don't worry about it, Kurt, haven't we pretty much established that these are someone's sick joke? You getting construction worker is too bizarre to be real. Now, if you had been given automechanic, that would be another story.

[elphabahummel]

I really hope it is just a joke.

Automechanic would have been... at least plausible.

[elphabahummel]

I say, if he's gay he has to prove it.

Nor you a pre-school teacher. :)

[elphabahummel]

Very very late reply, but I thought you should know - he proved his heterosexuality. Definitely straight.

[ducksinhats]

Some construction workers are sexy. The not fat ones.

If you get all dirty from the work, we can totally take spa days!

[elphabahummel]

Thank you Brittany, you truly know how to life my spirits.

Spa days would be wonderful.

[qbhudson]

I think our results got switched...

[elphabahummel]

Well, that would certainly make sense. You already have the wardrobe for a construction worker, and the build.

[qbhudson]

I could totally see myself doing that for a while, maybe not my whole life though. I wouldn't be all creepy and check out all the girls that walk by either.

[elphabahummel]

Perhaps as a short-term solution to make some money?

I'm sure the female population of Ohio are thrilled.