fic: he who displaced the mighty kinney

[ellyrianna]

Title: He Who Displaced the Mighty Kinney
Author: Ellyrianna
Fandom: Queer as Folk
Pairing(s): Brian/Justin
Summary: Brandon dies. Crack!fic.
Notes: For rromantic, ayesakara, dhrachth, nolyana, gaedhal, sexy_pumpkin, hsbfc, secretsolitaire, and everyone else who just doesn't get it. Plotbunny via flashfly.

Comments

[buffyann]

ROTFLMAO !!!!
This is hilarious and well written, thank you for writing this !

[ellyrianna]

I'm glad you liked it! :)

[secretsolitaire]

Hee! I especially loved the line about talking to Todd. Todd knows all. *nods*

[ellyrianna]

Clearly, since he probably lives in the backroom! ;)

[ellyrianna]

Yay! Thanks so much for reading.

[camelhaircoat]

LOL. What a scream. Brandon the Boring finally gets his just desserts. I don't think he should have died such a dignified death as a car crash, though. He should have slipped on a dollop of hair gel, fallen into the bathtub and drowned or something.

LURVED the hair description and the "queue of queens." You had me laughing out loud. Ding dong, does this really mean the witch is dead? Oh well, honey, a girl can always dream.

Love,
Your Mother.

[ellyrianna]

Oh man. You do have quite the imagination don't you? Put that to good use and finally write your first fic!

I knew this one wasn't going to wind up being the most literary or brilliant things I had ever come up with, so I wanted it to be fun instead. You covet it don't you? We covet what we see everyday!

[lady_jane]

Brilliant, but especially this:

‘As upsetting as his death was, it didn’t come close to equaling the tragedy that was his hair.’”

Justin choked on his pancakes as he laughed.

“Asshole,” someone in the booth behind them spat.

[ellyrianna]

You can definitely thank flashfly for the idea that is hair is tragic. She's a genius!