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[elltwoshinigami]

Ahhhh, the heart is a fickle and dangerous thing.

Soooooooo, Envy, looks like me and Matsu're gonna be making an appearance after all.

AND for everyone else! I have fic recs! Actually, it's more like author recs. :3

First of all, go here 'cause every single author there is awesome. They're all award winners and I haven't really found a single

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[sexy_and_skorty]

Congratulations.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're not a shinigami.

Hardly.

[elltwoshinigami]

Nope, I am Shinigami.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Just because you made yourself believe that you're at fault for everyone around you dying doesn't make you invincible against that which can't be killed for real.

Get a better nickname.

[elltwoshinigami]

Low blow there, buddy. Somehow I don't think you'd appreciate me bringin' up your past, so I won't long as you return the favor.

[sexy_and_skorty]

What of my past?

[elltwoshinigami]

That you died of mercury poisoning and, after your folks tried to bring you back, your dad abandoned you both. For the past four hundred years your mother's been manipulating you into a vengeful puppet so she can get the Philosopher's Stone for her own selfish reasons.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm not a fucking puppet.

[elltwoshinigami]

You feel what she taught you to feel for 400 years.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You don't know what I feel.

[elltwoshinigami]

Likewise.

We're not coming to the wedding to start anything, we're comin' to have a good time. Okay?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Fucking whatever.

[elltwoshinigami]

Okay. Now where're you guys registered? ;)

[sexy_and_skorty]

What?

[elltwoshinigami]

Y'know! For gifts and shit! How'm I supposed to know what kinda toaster to get you if you're not registered anywhere? ;)

[sexy_and_skorty]

We're not doing that. It's too human.