Important election update

[elliptic_eye]

Have found a bottle of rum. Have commenced drinking.

ETA: And with Sen. McCain's congratulatory address, I am switching from rum to champagne. And crying.

ETA2: And when California has fully reported, I'll be a human lawn sprinkler, one way or another, and am drunk enough to say so.

ETA3: Via violetisblue:

Comments

[pimpmytardis]

We ate pomegranate seeds while watching CNN. Very elitist.

[elliptic_eye]

Elitism like that will be the downfall of our country, I'm sure.

[airie_fairy]

OKAY I FOUND AN OPEN BOTTLE OF SHABBAT WINE AND FINISHED IT AND I THINK I'M PROPERLY WASTED NOW. I KEEP HAVING TO EDIT MY HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MISSPELLINGS, THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.

[elliptic_eye]

I KNOW. THE EDIT BUTTON WAS MY FRIEND LAST NIGHT, ONLY BY THE END I COULDN'T RELIABLY FIND IT. Is this a hangover I see before me?

[airie_fairy]

Me or you? I'm okay. You gonna be okay?

[drho]

*HAPPY DANCE*

[elliptic_eye]

*joins you*