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[elliptic_eye]

Actual conversation in a coffee shop:
Girl: Are you using that chair?

Me: Um, yes. I'm sitting in it.
I still can't quite tell if she was really as stupid as she looked, or if it was an unusually clever albeit unprovoked way of asking me to go fuck myself.

Comments

[hollywoodgrrl]

Bwaha!

[elliptic_eye]

…Your icon sums up so much in life.