TPOTS Contest: Your favorite imaginary book?

[ellen_kushner]

One month ago yesterday, THE PRIVILEGE OF THE SWORD audiobook went on sale (on Audible.com and iTunes), courtesy of Neil Gaiman Presents!

To celebrate that, we're running a little contest.***  It has to do with a very important element in TPOTS (yes, I pronounce it "teapots"):  the mysterious book known as
"The Swordsman Whose Name Was Not Death."**

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Has anyone mentioned Lucien's library from Neil Gaiman's Sandman? It's filled with all of the books that their authors dreamed about but never actually wrote. Examples:

The Fall of Gormenghast by Mervyn Peake
The Ring and the Phoenix by E. Nesbit
The Dark God's Darlings by Lord Dunsany
Love Can Be Murder by Raymond Chandler
Puddleby Papers by Hugh Lofting
Psmith and Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse
The Death of Kai Lung by Ernest Bramah
The Bestselling Romantic Spy Thriller I Used To Think About On The Bus That Would Sell A Billion Copies And Mean I'd Never Have to Work Again by Anyone

(If I had to choose just one, it would probably be Bestselling Romantic Spy Thriller.)

I so want to work in that library.