Suspicions I have had about white people that are confirmed by watching Sons of Anarchy ( Read more... )

Breakfast:
two scrambled eggs with tapatio
two corn tortillas
multivitamin

Lunch:
BLT with tempeh bacon, avocado, veganaise, tomatoes and sprouts

Dinner:
pickles
tecate
tecate
newcastle

Good start and a killer finish.

I was having a discussion about gum the other day. The person I was talking with said he hated gum, and with good reason. It was not the fault of the gum, though. He neglected to see that, but I forgave him ( Read more... )

Written to Kirin a year ago ( Read more... )

Today, I found a beautiful dresser on the street, in a pile of stuff. It's gorgeous. It's real wood, and it has three drawers, each with a nice drawer pull that looks like two leaves. As I was looking at it, a girl on the balcony said that if I wanted it, I could take it. So I did. Free stuff is great ( Read more... )

If you're never in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
T.S. Eliot

son of a bitch the minute i start to get warmed up it's time for me to go to bed. it's not my fault that it takes me 17 hours to get warmed up. i tried yesterday to be Johnny Undergrad, staying up until 1 and getting up at 6 to go to work. that was the stupidest idea i'd had in a long time ( Read more... )

I got a job writing for an internet blog. It's not a real job, the kind that respectable people have, because it does not pay. I shouldn't complain because all I have to do is watch tv and write about it, plus the people I work for are vvery nice. However, I lied in my cover letter when I said that I liked tv ( Read more... )

Dana and I were drunk in a hotel in Moscow made to house guests for the 1980 Olympics. It was our most expensive lodging thus far at about 100 dollars American a night. We were also a little burned out on roaming the continent. Sometimes the exhilaration of a new place crosses a line and becomes the contempt for never knowing if you're paying too ( Read more... )

"Sounding more like a professor than a comedian and magician, Teller described how a good conjuror exploits the human compulsion to find patterns, and to impose them when they aren’t really there ( Read more... )