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[elladanelrondio]

*decides to attempt being responsible*

*starts reading up on gestation and child-rearing*

...

*starts feeling that panicky feeling creeping up his spine again*

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[amillo_omar]

*comes in and peers over your shoulder* :S

[elladanelrondio]

*can't help but smirk*

In a lot of ways, we most definitely do.

[amillo_omar]

*wouldn't be female if his life depended on it*

[elladanelrondio]

*concurs totally on that one*

*raises his glass*

To testicles. :P

[amillo_omar]

*thinks about yours*

I'll drink to that. ;)

[elladanelrondio]

*raises an eyebrow and smirks as he knocks back some of his drink*

[amillo_omar]

They ARE rather nice. ;)

[elladanelrondio]

*snorts*

That there's an understatement, slut-god.

[amillo_omar]

Fine. They're magnificent. ;)

[elladanelrondio]

yeah, yours are passable too. :P

[amillo_omar]

. . .

*thinks about pouring the rest of his drink over yours*

[elladanelrondio]

*leaving you with an AWFUL mess to clean up* ;D

[amillo_omar]

*and licking you clean would be such a chore, ome*

[elladanelrondio]

*the hardship! oh, the hardship!*

[amillo_omar]

*becomes engrossed in food-sex daydreams*

[elladanelrondio]

*raises an eyebrow at the expression you're wearing as a result of it*

*snickers*