Here I thought I had it all...

[elizchris]

I have discovered a love too delicate and sublime for this harsh, unloving world.

In the process of explaining to CB why he will never quite measure up because he hasn't been genetically modified, and we cannot soulbond because I am not his chosen mate because is a normal man, and normal men do not have chosen mates, we got off topic very quickly.

Comments

[footyfoot]

Tsk tsk- you are showing a massive lack of sensitivity to us gay single-cell fetishists and our needs! And I expected better of you...
What of ManAmoeba, ManAmecium, or ManProtist? You multicellists can never truly know the depth of love one find when plunging deep into your partners endoplasmic reticulum, or completely filling their vacuoles almost to the bursting point. You are truly within another being, and that is sooo HOT...

[bigbigtruck]

ManAmecium can flagellate me any day.

[drlaurac]

Ewwww.
Must.....scrub....brain!!!

[sixstop]

Eventually all the teenagers writing Naruto slashfic are going to end up writing this stuff.

this line alone was worthy of a spit-take. :D

[creed_of_hubris]

Mandingo

[belecrivain]

A man can be a hero only if he's an utterly domineering dick who isn't afraid to humiliate and mistreat the you in the name of a misunderstanding

or he's actually totally hot except for dressing funny and (supposedly) spending a lot of time at the computer.

I may try and write a series of open-source-themed romance novels. The first two will be Firefox and Thunderbird.

[yukon_jack]

When I finally move into directing pornography -- as I've always planned, even have the name picked out, "Martin Scores-eazy" -- I plan on realizing your dream and bringing Manaconda on plusing, vibrant, technicolor life!