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[elizabeth_hoot]

My dog can't triangulate.

Well, my mother's dog. But she's twelve and heavy and her bones and heart are troubling her, so she mostly likes to just sleep on my fuzzy rugs. And she's twelve now, and apparently her hearing is going wrong, or something. When we call her, she can't seem to tell what direction the sound is coming from - or what direction

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[chameleon_irony]

Poor dog. :(

[elizabeth_hoot]

Thank you! She's a retriever, so she keeps trying to fetch even though she can't find things and can hardly move, and it's just ... gah. But she seems happy in a weird way. *does not understand dogs*