Shallan--! ( ._.)9
Shallan is a cheating, frustrating bitch. In other news, water is wet.
*sigh* It drives me crazy that I can draw all her spouses, bu I can't draw her.
The major roadblock? She won't tell me what her hair looks like. 9_9
So this morning I drew her, finally... in that cowled red surgical outfit TNG docs wear. *facepalm of massive facepalmy doom*
On the other hand, her face is... prettier than expected. >_>
IN REVENGE for these shenanigans, I present to you:
15 things Shallan has said to patients
* "Don't worry, I know where all your organs are supposed to go. Ultimately."
* "I promise, you'll be good as new -- if not better!"
* "Sendarshallan sh'Zansh. Try saying that ten times fast when you're drunk."
* "Lieutenant, you are on record as having at least six personalities. I'm going to need informed consent from all of them..."
* "Don't worry, that's a perfectly normal response for his species."
* "The sedative should kick in very soon. Count backwards from ...three."
* "...Can you regurgitate at will?"
* "DON'T. MOVE."
* "And now both your arms are broken. Well done!"
* "-- so the Sulamid says to the Horta --"
* "We have to stop meeting this way, Ensign."
* "Say 'eeee'."
* "Yes, I suppose from that perspective, four sexes isn't nearly enough."
* "I'm going to pretend that's the bloodloss talking, Admiral, but if you ever say anything like that to me again, I will be very upset. Do we understand one another? Yes? Good."
* "Ooh! What's that?"
*sigh* It drives me crazy that I can draw all her spouses, bu I can't draw her.
The major roadblock? She won't tell me what her hair looks like. 9_9
So this morning I drew her, finally... in that cowled red surgical outfit TNG docs wear. *facepalm of massive facepalmy doom*
On the other hand, her face is... prettier than expected. >_>
IN REVENGE for these shenanigans, I present to you:
15 things Shallan has said to patients
* "Don't worry, I know where all your organs are supposed to go. Ultimately."
* "I promise, you'll be good as new -- if not better!"
* "Sendarshallan sh'Zansh. Try saying that ten times fast when you're drunk."
* "Lieutenant, you are on record as having at least six personalities. I'm going to need informed consent from all of them..."
* "Don't worry, that's a perfectly normal response for his species."
* "The sedative should kick in very soon. Count backwards from ...three."
* "...Can you regurgitate at will?"
* "DON'T. MOVE."
* "And now both your arms are broken. Well done!"
* "-- so the Sulamid says to the Horta --"
* "We have to stop meeting this way, Ensign."
* "Say 'eeee'."
* "Yes, I suppose from that perspective, four sexes isn't nearly enough."
* "I'm going to pretend that's the bloodloss talking, Admiral, but if you ever say anything like that to me again, I will be very upset. Do we understand one another? Yes? Good."
* "Ooh! What's that?"