DCU genfic: Housework
Title: Housework
Author's notes: Yes, Guy really did that. You can supply the JLAer seeing this yourself.
He resists the urge to rub his eyes. It wouldn't do any good, anyway; nothing can explain what he's seeing.
Superman is outside. Floating, in space.
This in itself is not totally unusual.
It's the fact that he's washing the windows out there, lips pursed and cheeks moving in a way that suggests that he is whistling, out there in the soundless vacuum of space...
He shakes his head and turns, only to discover Batman standing right behind him.
He absolutely does not squeak.
"Guy Gardner left an impression of his buttocks on the glass," Batman says without prompting, giving the barest nod towards the window, where Superman his now giving his handiwork a critical look-over. "It was bothering him."
Author's notes: Yes, Guy really did that. You can supply the JLAer seeing this yourself.
He resists the urge to rub his eyes. It wouldn't do any good, anyway; nothing can explain what he's seeing.
Superman is outside. Floating, in space.
This in itself is not totally unusual.
It's the fact that he's washing the windows out there, lips pursed and cheeks moving in a way that suggests that he is whistling, out there in the soundless vacuum of space...
He shakes his head and turns, only to discover Batman standing right behind him.
He absolutely does not squeak.
"Guy Gardner left an impression of his buttocks on the glass," Batman says without prompting, giving the barest nod towards the window, where Superman his now giving his handiwork a critical look-over. "It was bothering him."