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Dec 05, 2009 00:41

OMG...did you know how abysmally, appallingly BAD the Twilight series is ( Read more... )

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spidersky December 5 2009, 10:14:55 UTC
The first book sucked me in too. :( But thankfully it was a long time before I could get my hands on the 2nd volume and the...whatever the hell it is that brain-washes you into thinking it's good had worn off by then. lol


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elixxir December 5 2009, 14:19:35 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nights_promise December 5 2009, 13:13:49 UTC
LMAO
I was telling Mark that maybe we should try reading one of the books, so that we at least know what we're making fun of. He thought that was a horrid idea. I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something similar to "you don't have to go kill 6 million jews do know that hitler was evil. Sometimes you can not experience something, and still judge it."

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elixxir December 5 2009, 14:20:20 UTC
OMG your husband may be the funniest genius alive! Or the smartest comedian? I'm torn...

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to_thine_own December 5 2009, 13:20:23 UTC
So do they wrap up the whole story line in this movie or will they be producing more? I scoffed during the first movie and was hated but nowhere near as wonderfully as you were hated.

I love the image of you saying the plot outloud and realizing as you do so how ludicrous it is. But it does suck you in - at least written down. The whole time I read them I couldn't figure out why it was sucking me in because the writing is so terrible and the plot so outlandish and the characters unbeleivable - if we could figure out what the drug is she writes into them, we could make millions.

So, like, the mamma's boy you sat with - Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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etcet December 5 2009, 13:35:56 UTC
Probably team Jacob, if he's a gym dude.

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elixxir December 5 2009, 14:22:25 UTC
OMG not only are they making more movies for each book, there is talk they're going to split the remaining movie up into TWO to drag it out even longer!

It gives whole new meaning to I want what she's having.

I think it was just Team Shut The Fuck Up And Let Me Enjoy My Beautiful Moment Bitch!

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astrocrabpuff December 6 2009, 08:14:44 UTC
"Team Shut The Fuck Up And Let Me Enjoy My Beautiful Moment Bitch"

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! That needs to be made into a shirt!

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etcet December 5 2009, 13:33:43 UTC
You've been to the m15m recap of these atrocities, right?

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elixxir December 5 2009, 14:24:25 UTC
Not yet...OMGAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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copperdane December 5 2009, 15:15:05 UTC
I got to sit through this too. Though my experience was a little more fun as the audience was a giggling mass of teens who hooted and hollered when Jacob took his shirt off. Which reduced Tru and I to a giggling puddle of goo, and my friend Chris had to tell the entire theatre to 'Just calm down people'.

Ah... New Moon... bringing people together through accidental hilarity.

Sparkly Vampires... *snort* Valentine would roll over in his coffin.

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