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[elite_kun]

If you're reading this, I've failed to save Obelisk Blue.

I'm probably in a coma or dead as a result of my failure. Probably the former.

I'm sorry I was too weak to save the shining Jewel of Duel Academia.

Saiou's going to win.

- Gokaido, Houzan (Elite-kun)

Comments

[rps_ruby]

*sips on her wine*

No shit, sherlock.

[elite_kun]

I have been programmed by my owner in case of coma to message you with this:

"Suck it up, bitch."

[rps_ruby]

A'tcha. Even in your unconsciousness the only thing your perverted mind can dream of is sex. How sad.

[elite_kun]

And also: "We've scheduled an appointment with a beauty salon to annoy you."

[purple_wishgirl]

Honestly? You're not dead. Or in a coma. And you're not weak.

...And Saiou will DIE! MUAH HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ...hahaha...

*cries* HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!

I need help...