Prepare to fall to the Society of the Light, mortals. We are going to collect our due, and rain light on this entire planet. And make every girl wear MINISKIRTS.
I only wanted you back to kick your ass, alright? Things got quite boring without a Midget to use as a punching bag/cushion. Not a closet Houzansexual.
It's quite comfortable, respectable, and fits snuggly in most asses. What would you want? 13 inch cock? And these are Sexuality Doctors. With Degrees, and shiny pants.
Or are you just getting all fired up about girls in miniskirts? :x
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I only wanted you back to kick your ass, alright? Things got quite boring without a Midget to use as a punching bag/cushion. Not a closet Houzansexual.
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Yes, closet Houzansexual. I've asked doctors about it. They've agreed you want me, and probably up the rear.
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Doctors don't know shit about one's sexuality. Don't want you or your tiny cock. Five inches is still relatively small, y'know.
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It's quite comfortable, respectable, and fits snuggly in most asses. What would you want? 13 inch cock? And these are Sexuality Doctors. With Degrees, and shiny pants.
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I don't want cocks at all, if you didn't notice. I don't care what doctors would say, I'm not a closet Houzansexual.
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Yes you do, or at least my cock. The doctors are right. Some of them are Lesbians, and they still say you're a Houzansexual.
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I'm clearly not Houzansexual, so why would I want your cock if it's just like any ordinary one, but Happy Meal'd?
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Because it's a fun and safe cock. It makes you feel good inside and up the rear.
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No cock is safe to a woman's vagina. Do note that before you make little midget Hoothoot babies. And for the last time, I don't want it up the ass.
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I'm not a hoothoot. So we do it in the mouth?
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...Is that some sort of plot to know when we're PMSy or not?
You suck, jerkass. >>
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