Hahahaha

[elite_kun]

Prepare to fall to the Society of the Light, mortals. We are going to collect our due, and rain light on this entire planet. And make every girl wear MINISKIRTS.

Comments

[token_l]

Who are you? Roy Mustang? -_-

Or are you just getting all fired up about girls in miniskirts? :x

[token_l]

Nope, never once did I care.

I only wanted you back to kick your ass, alright? Things got quite boring without a Midget to use as a punching bag/cushion. Not a closet Houzansexual.

[elite_kun]

You care. I can smell it.

Yes, closet Houzansexual. I've asked doctors about it. They've agreed you want me, and probably up the rear.

[token_l]

It could just be the barfy smell since I just puked. Still, I wouldn't care less if you threw yourself off a cliff.

Doctors don't know shit about one's sexuality. Don't want you or your tiny cock. Five inches is still relatively small, y'know.

[elite_kun]

LIES. You love me.

It's quite comfortable, respectable, and fits snuggly in most asses. What would you want? 13 inch cock? And these are Sexuality Doctors. With Degrees, and shiny pants.

[token_l]

If I loved you, I'd be all over you right now, wouldn't I? But I'm not, am I?

I don't want cocks at all, if you didn't notice. I don't care what doctors would say, I'm not a closet Houzansexual.

[elite_kun]

That's because you're sick and you're repressing your love for me.

Yes you do, or at least my cock. The doctors are right. Some of them are Lesbians, and they still say you're a Houzansexual.

[token_l]

Sick, yes. Dellusional, no.

I'm clearly not Houzansexual, so why would I want your cock if it's just like any ordinary one, but Happy Meal'd?

[elite_kun]

Pity you deny yourself of real lovin'.

Because it's a fun and safe cock. It makes you feel good inside and up the rear.

[token_l]

Feh. I think I'll go puke some more and then go to bed. You're boring me.

No cock is safe to a woman's vagina. Do note that before you make little midget Hoothoot babies. And for the last time, I don't want it up the ass.

[elite_kun]

You're being weak, Sweet Cheeks.

I'm not a hoothoot. So we do it in the mouth?

[gx_marysue]

And it lets me see you trickle fluid down your legs if you're not wearing undies.

...Is that some sort of plot to know when we're PMSy or not?

You suck, jerkass. >>

Private to the Ex-Kessha Sue

[elite_kun]

No, it's mostly to annoy the girl until she falls madly in love with me. I think it's working.