Also, the pizza in Italy is fucking delightful. Makes me feel like I've been eating thrice-digested pig excrement back in the States. Also, the pasta is the fucking Rick James of Pasta. What? Shit. I don't know. It's good though. I'm Rick James Beeeaaaatch!

I'm in prague now at some internet cafe, drinking excellent czech beer, which by the way, costs about fifty cents tops for an excellent draft. So naturally, I'm drunk. The temptation is too great. For the price of a forty, I can get four excellent beers, (or more if I don't mind drinking czech piss,) and these beers are fucking big. Over here, no ( Read more... )

I’m looking for a cure to Insomnia, so I decided to update my Livejournal ( Read more... )

I've decided I can't post anymore. I don't have anything interesting to say. It's all a big fucking waste of mine and everyone else's time anyway. I'll just enjoy reading your entries.

(Artistic liberty ( Read more... )

I haven’t posted in a while. Feel as though I ought to. Only problem is: I’ve got nothing interesting to say. Oh well, most of the shit people write on live journal isn’t really that interesting anyway ( Read more... )

Old dubya is at it again. If he wasn’t so stupid I’d compare him to Hitler ( Read more... )

“Life sucks, and then you die ( Read more... )

There was a young lady of Wilts ( Read more... )

The Moron ( Read more... )