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[eli_jah]

I decided last week to try to stop biting my fingernails. I tried that gross-tasting stuff, but it didn't work - it just made the chewing experience much less enjoyable. And I tried putting plasters on but everyone kept thinking I had caught my hands in a blender or something. (Jeez, I'm not *that* clumsy, you guys

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[wendydarling]

All your friends...I think I'm hurt. *laughs*

If it makes you feel better, Lij, my last great relationship was with a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I guess that makes it a threesome?

[eli_jah]

Umm... I guess so. I'm not sure I want to know what you did with the stuff, though. :grin:

[dom__monaghan]

*Smirks* Well, we kinda kept it secret from everyone, so don't feel too hated.. You know I love you and oooh..Nail polish..*licks your cheek* All you need now is some eyeliner and a pierced lip and you'll be all sexy like..*Snorts*

[eli_jah]

So you're saying I'm not sexy already? :sulk: Well, if you thought you were going to get me into bed with a line like that, you can forget it. :sobs premenstrually:

[dom__monaghan]

*snaps fingers* Damn! I thought you were cute and all, but I'm not going all teenie on you..*rolls eyes* So then what do I have to say to getcha in to bed? *smirks*

[eli_jah]

Ah, wouldn't *you* like to know. :ducks: