Comments | elgynstoy: For the love of monkeys...

elgynstoy

For the love of monkeys...

Aug 03, 2006 07:17

...why won't my body let me sleep?

I'm a giant, hallucinating ache. My aches are aching and my hallucinations are hallucinating. I would sacrifice the lives of every small child on the face of the earth for a long, blissful sleep.

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spoox August 3 2006, 09:51:50 UTC

:(

Sacrificing children is reputed to have a very beneficial calming effect on the nerves; I suggest you give it a try!

Failing that, I hope sleep comes on its own.

elgynstoy August 3 2006, 11:02:58 UTC

Morning, Spooky :)

I had THREE whole hours. I'm just so thrilled by that ;)

spoox August 3 2006, 12:09:39 UTC

Wow! Three whole hours? Yeah, you must be over the moon! Don't tell everyone or they'll wish they could have the same amount.

I HATE not being able to sleep. It makes me sadface.

malcygoff August 3 2006, 15:57:56 UTC

Try ProPlus with extra caffeine...

Oooh, sorry - this isn't shitty_advice is it!

elgynstoy August 4 2006, 11:21:48 UTC

Nice community :)

cydergoth August 3 2006, 19:50:45 UTC

I was hallucinating over the weekend and Monday due to lack of sleep. Its not fun at all.

elgynstoy August 4 2006, 11:23:38 UTC

Only way I get through it is to lie on my back outside and paint them on the sky ;)

anonymous August 10 2006, 02:06:29 UTC

I hope you're feeling better, and sleeping longer. I think sacrificing small children is a fine idea. If you need help, just holler.

Sorry I haven't checked in as much - work and volunteering at the National Zoo are keeping me pretty busy. Then there was the all-day roller coaster riding at Busch Gardens yesterday. Roller coasters + beer = big fun.

Hugs,
s.