We don't own any guns. We live too much in fringe groups that get unwanted legal attention to have guns, so we have no shoguns, no .357s, no (of course) bazookas or flamethrowers. More's the pity
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Wow. I'd say you're by far the most prepared of anyone on my flist. You all should survive much, much longer than people around here, or most of my flist.
Indeed, there may be a process of selection going on here, which will upend the religious demographics of the United States. Surely zombies prefer juicy fundies, eh?
This means that in the future, the majority of Americans will be Discordian, I suppose. I just hope you'll prove tolerant of religious minorities, like my own.
Zombies don't care for Discordians; it's well-established than any brains we have are completely devoid of nutritional value. So we will win the zombie poxyclips.
We're not sure, however, that there'll be any notable change in the religious demographics of the nation... I mean, we're just swapping one mindless shambing horde that wants to kill us for another.
As far as I can tell, this was triggered by Falwell's death; the "wait for it" message started to erode after that, and Paris Hilton's release and re-incarceration was the final blow to zombie complacency.
Remember, besides making tasty drinks, rum makes Molotov Cocktails, great for lighting large groups of zombies on fire. Even if you don't have a gun, shotgun shells can be used to make boobie traps that will take the legs off a shuffling brain eater. Here in AZ, the heat keeps a lot of the zombies in their dark lairs (the sun cooks their undead flesh), but there is a nasty strain that seems to have developed a partial resistance.
Being as close to the sea as you are, I'm surprised you don't escape that way. While must zombies seem to have an affinity for water, they all eventually sink (if you hold their heads under long enough).
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Indeed, there may be a process of selection going on here, which will upend the religious demographics of the United States. Surely zombies prefer juicy fundies, eh?
This means that in the future, the majority of Americans will be Discordian, I suppose. I just hope you'll prove tolerant of religious minorities, like my own.
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We're not sure, however, that there'll be any notable change in the religious demographics of the nation... I mean, we're just swapping one mindless shambing horde that wants to kill us for another.
As far as I can tell, this was triggered by Falwell's death; the "wait for it" message started to erode after that, and Paris Hilton's release and re-incarceration was the final blow to zombie complacency.
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Bunkered down in SJ.
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Being as close to the sea as you are, I'm surprised you don't escape that way. While must zombies seem to have an affinity for water, they all eventually sink (if you hold their heads under long enough).
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