Ice Weasels Race Report

[elforresto]

Ugh. That's my winter word. I'm currently sitting in Tupelo, MS, birthplace of Elvis. Did you know he survived a tornado when he was a kid? Well I survived Ice Weasels Cometh. Yeah, that's right

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[planegirl]

Fuck yeah! This is the best race write-up I've read ALL year! So is Ice Weasels the cx version of Ice Man Cometh? Chapeau to you my friend, for racing TWICE in those conditions, and for writing like a boss. Can't wait to read more about your ccx season next year.

Sarah

ps that angel has the biggest boobs of any bike racer i've ever seen. does silicon have a lower freezing point?

[elforresto]

Thanks! Ice Weasels is the colder version of Night Weasels and the cousin of Gnar Weasels, as far as I can tell. Colin of Crossresults.com and Thom of Dirtwire.tv put it on, along with some other people, I believe.

After a little research, it looks like silicon "freezes" at 1413˚C, and boils at 3265˚C. I think everyone agreed that she was hot, but not THAT hot. Some boobs are made of saline, though, and saline solutions can freeze anywhere between -2 to -21˚C. So yeah, it was about that cold. Also, it looks like even a good strong beer freezes at about -4˚C, so I guess that didn't help much either. I'm a nerd.

CX season might be over, but Fatbike season has just begun! Now if only I had one of those too...