HAVE I GOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME FOR YOU

[elfgrove]

EBay Auction: WEREWOLF TRANSFORMATION SPELL~BECOME A WEREWOLF [FREE Shipping]
become a powerful werewolf
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Comments

[asatira]

5) HUGE APPETITE FOR MEAT

Is that really a power?

[pyro_ike]

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THIS DEOSNT WORK, IT MUST BE TEH EVIL SPIRITS HANGING ON YOU YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET THAT LOOKED AT OR SOMETHING. DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU DON'T SEE ANY RESULTS FOR A YEAR OR MORE, THAT'S TOTALLY YOUR PROBLEM.

ALSO IF YOUR SHAPESHIFT LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, YOU SHOULD CONSULT A DOCTOR.

[xenxar]

The real ripoff is that they only charged $25 for the same spell in the past!

[temujin_gk]

But, why is he yelling at me?!

[archivedjournal]

this is amaaaazing |D