Oh for fucksake

[elfbystarlight]

If I take my arm out of the sling I end up using it or otherwise moving it in a way that hurts

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[elfbystarlight]

Awesome :D Your mother is the best not-a-mother-in-law ever. She sent me a lovely card commiserating on my injury and warning me about glass fragments lurking in the carpet.

When are we back?

[elfbystarlight]

Oh, honey.... {{{{hug}}}}

She already likes me, which is a good start for any possible future daughter-in-law. You can time the announcement of our engagement for right after your brother has brought home his fake boyfriend :D