SGA: Certain People Got a God Complex

[eleveninches]

This fic is ridiculously late for this challenge, I know.

For svmadelyn's Cuff 'Em, Vamp 'Em, or Just Make 'Em Come Already Kink and Cliché Multi-Fandom Challenge I was given: Bad guys (or, well, anyone) force our Intrepid Hero (or, um, villain) to fess up to feelings for Guy B.

Title: Certain People Got a God Complex [AO3]
Word count: ~17,500 words

Comments

[inthe_parlance]

This is hilarious. John has absolutely no idea he's giving off the gay vibe!

[eleveninches]

Thanks! John thinks the entire world finds him as tough and rugged as he finds himself.

[green_grrl]

The crack! It burns! (That's a good, good thing.)

Also? How much would I pay to hear Rodney yeall "Campbell, you hoser!" in an episode?! ♥

[eleveninches]

Srsly. I would pay good money for that.

Thanks!

[stereowire]

I found this today and it made me think of this story:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/sheriff.jpg

<3

[eleveninches]

cvcvnsnvccvxn That's hilarious.

Sorry this is so late. I didn't have internet for a few days. :(

[chloe_tambell]

Delightful, laugh-out-loud funny, with colorful observations and a smooth, well-thought out plot. Very good. Thank you!

[eleveninches]

Thanks! :D

[cimmerdeux]

"Someone get me a syringe, a Slinky, and a funnel," Rodney said firmly. "I have an Enzyme O' Matic to build."

OMG! I'm loving it so far. It's hilarious -

"Then I'll sell you for drug money," Ford said frankly.

John grimaced. "You're sounding uncomfortably like my father."

Ford looked surprised. "Wow, sir, you have parents? Is your mom hot?"

"Ford, I'm, like, forty," John said.

"So... no?" Ford asked.

- and more than faintly disturbing.

[eleveninches]

LOL The scene was a lot of fun to write!

Thank you!