SGA fic: Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act

[eleveninches]

Because I hate it when fandom doesn't cater to my needs.

Title: Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act [DW] [AO3]
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~4,600 words

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[kickthebeat]

let this be a fandom lesson for us all: when canon canonically gives up the roofies, embrace them.

[eleveninches]

i love them like a fat kid loves cake.

[kickthebeat]

cake full of roofies. [-o

[30toseoul]

Zelenka patted his hand. "There is no need to lie. It is alright. I am only a little disgusted. In time, you will get over me, and perhaps one day you will learn to love again."

God, I love you. *rolling*

And Rodney with his total inability to shut up, and Sheppard with the bad porn talk and the condoms in his tac vest. Oh, boys. Boys.

*worships at your feet*

[eleveninches]

*beams* Thank you!

[basingstoke]

*choke*
*die*

*revive*
*reread*
*die again*

[eleveninches]

*preens*

[eleveninches]

Thank you!

[bibliotech]

"Yes," Zelenka said seriously, "first he will turn Rodney McKay gay, and then the galaxy will be his. I have often considered that very plan."

FOOLPROOF.

Also, be less funny, the laughing hurts my insides.

[eleveninches]

We all know Rodney is easily distracted by pretty people.

Thank you!