Voice: Running away to the circus isn't as nice as it seemed...

[elevatorwarrior]

Take pictures, and I will kill you.

COME ONE~! COME ALL~! SEE ZOLFAR THE MAGNIFICENT bastard PRACTICE HIS DARK ARTS of bastardness! STRANGE AND MYSTICAL POWERS! ANCIENT AND MYSTERIOUS! WOOOO~!

You just can't pay me for this, you just can't.

Comments

[monsternorangel]

You don't seem too bad at this whole advertising thing.

[elevatorwarrior]

'Course not, I had other jobs before I was a Turk.

[monsternorangel]

At least the skills will come in handy today, I suppose.

[elevatorwarrior]

That they are...

[snapofmyfingers]

So. A dress?

[elevatorwarrior]

Chief! Come see the AMAZING ARTS of ZOLFAR.

... or something.

[snapofmyfingers]

I trust Zolfar as far as I can throw him.

[elevatorwarrior]

Would have been nice knowing that before I signed the contract.

1/... lol idk

[shedyourstripes]

...

[shedyourstripes]

... Uh.

[shedyourstripes]

... So.

fin. 8)

[shedyourstripes]

You know how I know you're gay?

voice; 1/2

[flameofviii]

Hey. Reno.

voice;

[flameofviii]

Nice legs.

voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Thanks, Axel.

voice;

[flameofviii]

I'll post the picture to the Network later. I'm sure they'd love it.

[fullferricelric]

So. How'd you get blackmailed into this one?

[elevatorwarrior]

I ran off to join the circus.

[fullferricelric]

What to say to that... I don't even know.

[elevatorwarrior]

Not much to say.