Just a few things

[elevator_child]

First, how many of these posts are entitled some variation of "a few things"? I'll have to do a tally. Similarly I'll have to do a tally of how many times I ask myself how many times I've titled something with the same phrase.

The main things, which coincidentally all have to do with fiction:

• Currently I've got my fake blog entirely plotted and it

Comments

[carrawayeffect]

Jamie, I'm disappointed in you. I thought you had taste. Is this some sort of hipster thing?

In all seriousness, this just means I need to finish [THE DOUBLE SECRET HUSH-HUSH THING] before next we meet, so I have something to offer in return. No guarantees, though. This week is made of 90-proof crazy.

And the Cunt does share a shocking number of characteristics with vampiric folklore. Both have strong associations with bloodletting and the moon, both are rarely exposed to direct sunlight, and I don't think either would appreciate it if you stuck a clove of garlic in them. >_>

[iam_the_galaxy]

I don't know, I've heard everything tastes better with garlic...

[carrawayeffect]

Also, apropos of fuck all, I noticed that you linked the legend of Gef on your tumblr.

Are you aware that he has theme music?

[elevator_child]

That is actually a really fucking awesome song and video, no lie. Like, I kinda want to put it on my ipod.
Also it seems to be by the same guy who did Splendorman.

[carrawayeffect]

Yep. Niel Cicierega is a beautiful man.