Spaaaaaam

[elevator_child]

Hey y'all (look don't judge me, I just watched 2 seasons of True Blood in 3 days and every time I watch that show I become 110% more Southern), I made some things for you. Or rather, I made some things in general, put them on the internet, and now I want you to look at them.

First: My silly final essay is up on Dee-Ay. There are real people in it

Comments

[carrawayeffect]

Man, Cthulhu totally sold out. Now, if you could hook me up with a plush Nyarlathotep or Hastur, that would be the coolest thing. :D

[elevator_child]

...I think I could actually do a pretty good Nyarlahotep. What color do you want him because I don't know how to do "mottled".

[carrawayeffect]

:O

Light blue! Oh em gee thankyou!

[iam_the_galaxy]

I post here b/c Blog-face doesn't accept my comment ID

I thought it said to get my 'Monkey on' at first. Also, that last commercial is legit-- Pretty sure I saw it in the realz (i.e. on TV)

[elevator_child]

Oh GOD. I saw it online and was like, "This is a very funny parody! Oh wait there's the PSA text at the bottom...and a link to the real website...oh NO..."

[iam_the_galaxy]

Also, one day we will wake up and find that some among us have been chosen to bear the burden of... one LUMINESCENT EYE!

...and they shall make lots of money posing dramatically for sci-fi books and Bible magazine covers.