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[elenwe]

So, apparently, since my husband is prettier than his brother, I now have a slave for a week.I'm not quite sure how that worked out, I hear Turgon and Fingon discussing slavery and beauty contests and I tend to duck out of the room, fingers in my ears. It's really the only way to preserve my sanity

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[fingon]

I'm still in denial and the realization that you will actually make me prance around Lindon hasn't hit me yet. I hope one of those big red buses that keeps passing the front of the house every fifteen minutes runs you over.

Wait, buses? Fucking shit what the fuck is going on here?!

[turgon]

Ahahahahaha! I love you. :) Make sure the skirt is shorter though. And make sure he has lots of work to do outside. :D Ehehe.

[fingon]

*glares* You sick sadistic asshole. I'll make sure to kill you in your sleep poison your bloody tea.

[turgon]

Poison my bloody tea? I don't drink tea! And neither do you!

[fingon]

Well ever since that big clock sprung out of the forest it rings really loudly at 4 o'clock and I dunno, tea just seems appropriate at that time!

I named the clock Big Bob. :D

[elanorgamgee]

*cackles*

[fingon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!