What's your sign?

[eleni81]

Funny Horoscopes

A friend sent this to me last night and I found it hilarious, and pretty accurate too!
Wanna give it a try? It’s not as stupid as you think and you might actually find pieces of your character in there! I know I did, lol!!!
Ohhh and by the way, I’m Aries and my "horns are in everyone else’s asses" -at least that’s what it says, hehe

Comments

[smevalicious]

Hehe, this was brilliant, Helen!

I was just thinking that maybe I was getting to a flattering bit:

"Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts."

and then it threw this at me:

"This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer."

... and I went 'noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" LOL.

[eleni81]

George W. Bush!!!!!
Ohhh, I wouldn't want to be you right now honey, LOL!!!!!!

[scoobysnacksfix]

I'm a Gemini; most of it didn't fit but I did laugh at the first line:
"Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic."

[eleni81]

Yeah, me too! I mean, you have to like them; doctors orders, lol!!!
By the way, my mother is a Gemini. I rest my case....

[eleni81]

So is there really a difference between café latté and café au lait, LOL!!!!! I always got along with Libras; we seem to click immediately!