Jul 06, 2010 15:02
... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...
What's a bedpan?
today is not my day,
what the frag is going on,
damn it mayfield,
.event,
no hablo no hablo,
humans are weird,
!ic
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...Do we still have a hospital?
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But I guess now would be a pretty horrific time to invite you two again, right? I'd rather we had something to eat other than beets and tap water.
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You ready to get to work? I can meet you at the hospital.
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And it's paid off. Sort of. It tastes as good as a beet will taste, at this point.
And as for his, uh, stump of a hand, he's stuck his forearm in his jacket pocket.]
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But he finally wanders out to where Hughes is, a pair of bedpans in hand. And clean though they may be, he's handling them like they might bit him at any moment. Primus, humans were gross sometimes. ]
Uh, you wouldn't happen to be Hughes, would you?
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[And he raises an eyebrow at those bedpans.]
Ugh. Just toss those in the dirt for a while and come take a seat over here, huh?
[He sits at a picnic bench, taking his hands out of his pockets nonchalantly to take said seat. With his handless forearm sitting on his lap, he waves him over.]
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Sure. What've you got-
[ His eyes, however, are drawn to Hughes' hand- or lack thereof. It's not very tactful of him, but... he's never seen a human with a missing appendage before. ] --there?
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Don't look at it. You'll spoil your appetite.
[And he sighs a little, smiling at the absurdity of it.]
Or at least, I hope you're hungry. I made a batch of beet stew, but I overshot the quantity a bit. Want some? It's pretty damn good, if I can say that about my own food.
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[ he does finally take a seat, though ] Sure. I'm not one to turn down free food.
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I work in the factory, which is the worst place to be, I've soon found out. While I was working, I was already pissed off at the way things were there--so when I saw one of the bosses trying to hit someone into working again, I lost my patience and drove my fist right into that mug of his.
And then I walked out.
[He smiles, and tastes a bite.]
Probably not my crowning moment of brilliance.
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They cut off your hand?
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Welcome to Mayfield? Ah, or Westgrad. Who cares anymore, at this point. Just do me a big favor and try not to do anything extreme. I really don't want to see any familiar faces with limbs missing. Droned, I might be able to handle... but...
[He pauses, putting a spoon full of beets in his mouth.]
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This is delicious.
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