o18 ★ WHO KEEPS BEDS IN PANS ANYWAY?

Jul 06, 2010 15:02

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

today is not my day, what the frag is going on, damn it mayfield, .event, no hablo no hablo, humans are weird, !ic

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best_papa_evar July 6 2010, 21:38:02 UTC
It's a pan for people too sick to get out of bed--it's used for either relieving one's self or vomiting. You'd find them at the hospital...

...Do we still have a hospital?

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best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 06:20:53 UTC
I actually figured you wouldn't, aha...

...

But I guess now would be a pretty horrific time to invite you two again, right? I'd rather we had something to eat other than beets and tap water.

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electrowhipit July 7 2010, 06:23:55 UTC
Maybe some other day.

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best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 06:26:13 UTC
Ahaha, my exact words, already said for me.

You ready to get to work? I can meet you at the hospital.

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electrowhipit July 7 2010, 06:46:55 UTC
Sure. I'll see you there.

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[action] Because fuck it why not, pffftahaa~ best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 06:51:28 UTC
[Hughes will meet Jolt at the hospital. And he'll have a little basket with him! What does it have in it? Why, warm beet stew! Cuz it's freaking freezing out here. But not to worry! There's, like, seasoning and all that good stuff... Yeah, he's been trying to make it taste good for hours.

And it's paid off. Sort of. It tastes as good as a beet will taste, at this point.

And as for his, uh, stump of a hand, he's stuck his forearm in his jacket pocket.]

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[action] electrowhipit July 7 2010, 07:06:22 UTC
[ For his own part, Jolt spent a little time wandering around, because hell if he knew what this guy looked like.

But he finally wanders out to where Hughes is, a pair of bedpans in hand. And clean though they may be, he's handling them like they might bit him at any moment. Primus, humans were gross sometimes. ]

Uh, you wouldn't happen to be Hughes, would you?

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Re: [action] best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 07:12:13 UTC
That's my name!

[And he raises an eyebrow at those bedpans.]

Ugh. Just toss those in the dirt for a while and come take a seat over here, huh?

[He sits at a picnic bench, taking his hands out of his pockets nonchalantly to take said seat. With his handless forearm sitting on his lap, he waves him over.]

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[action] electrowhipit July 7 2010, 07:19:17 UTC
[ He does as he's told, happy to get rid of those horrid things, and moves to sit down. ]

Sure. What've you got-

[ His eyes, however, are drawn to Hughes' hand- or lack thereof. It's not very tactful of him, but... he's never seen a human with a missing appendage before. ] --there?

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Re: [action] best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 07:25:44 UTC
[He's just going to keep that tucked under one of the lapels of his jacket, frowning a little.]

Don't look at it. You'll spoil your appetite.

[And he sighs a little, smiling at the absurdity of it.]

Or at least, I hope you're hungry. I made a batch of beet stew, but I overshot the quantity a bit. Want some? It's pretty damn good, if I can say that about my own food.

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Re: [action] electrowhipit July 7 2010, 07:28:01 UTC
Can I ask what happened?

[ he does finally take a seat, though ] Sure. I'm not one to turn down free food.

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Re: [action] best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 07:31:50 UTC
[He offers you one of the bowls, and a spoon. And is already eating a bowl of his own, having not really eaten a full meal that day. Mainly taste tests and beet peels. Yum.]

I work in the factory, which is the worst place to be, I've soon found out. While I was working, I was already pissed off at the way things were there--so when I saw one of the bosses trying to hit someone into working again, I lost my patience and drove my fist right into that mug of his.

And then I walked out.

[He smiles, and tastes a bite.]

Probably not my crowning moment of brilliance.

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Re: [action] electrowhipit July 7 2010, 07:40:31 UTC
[ He damn near chokes on his food- not because it's bad, but because of Hughes' little story ]

They cut off your hand?

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Re: [action] [1/2] best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 07:46:13 UTC
[He laughed nervously.]

Welcome to Mayfield? Ah, or Westgrad. Who cares anymore, at this point. Just do me a big favor and try not to do anything extreme. I really don't want to see any familiar faces with limbs missing. Droned, I might be able to handle... but...

[He pauses, putting a spoon full of beets in his mouth.]

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Re: [action] best_papa_evar July 7 2010, 07:47:20 UTC
[And he makes a face of stoic pride. And a sparkle, perhaps, to the side.]

This is delicious.

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Re: [action] electrowhipit July 7 2010, 07:59:13 UTC
You're... awfully calm about getting your hand chopped off.

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