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[electricland]

My mind is so boggled that I cannot think of anything coherent to say about this press release.

If anyone's out there this afternoon, have at it!

Comments

[raithen]

I couldn't get past the first few lines....

If "Let's imagine a situation. For example...." doesn't tip you off that they are offering sub-standard product, well, then...

[fairoriana]

"Even if you aren't learning how to write an essay, you're learning a valuable lesson in Latin: caveat emptor."

[kernezelda]

There are people who advertise that they write essays for you? That's cheating. Anyone caught using such a service should be penalized.

[raithen]

hey. on reading this through again, I think it is a JOKE. THe caveat emptor thing gives it away. Because the Press Release is RIDDLED with errors ;)

[calebbullen]

In my world this is performance art at its highest. I don't know if it was intended as such or not but it makes me giddy as a schoolgirl to think that was.

The Press Conference with Bush saying, "we're comin' for ya, Iran!" has me speechless.