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[eleanor_ariail]

I've actually been aware of this since around third grade, but it has recently come to my attention again. As much as I would like to sometimes, there is one single reason I could never be fully lesbitious: BASEBALL PANTS.

Gah. Run them bases, baby. Oh yeah, just like that. *fan*

Oh, and I really like cock, too.

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[koslorollo]

LOL. I &hearts you.

"Lesbitious"

"Baseball pants"

"Cock."

LOFL. Pah who needs dates on Friday night when there's you and the flist? Until y'all go out and have fun. You make me want to write a list as to why I'm 90% Lesbitious. Hmm!

[eleanor_ariail]

In the interest of full disclosure, 'lesbitious' came from Stephen Fry. After the wreck, I had their season one DVD on repeat every night for weeks, and some of the peculiar language seeped into my drug-adled brain.

Pshh, I will be having no fun tonight. Husband is working double shifts, leaving me with no transportation and no company. It's ramen noodles and fanfics for me, tonight.

Re: Your Lesbitiousness - DOO ITTT!!!

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[koslorollo]

Oh Fry & Laurie....! I loved how the audience laughed at Lesbotic and Lesbicious, haha. Right on! Thank you for the link! It was much enjoyed! I'm going to steal season one from you, btw. Oh shit I shouldn't have told you that.

My lesbitiousness, ha! Um… Yeah I've been trying to work on something, but it's taking me too long to think about it. It's like retracing the steps of Farine's gayness. D: Which might be a fun entry of hot babes and lewd insights, but otherwise not particularly lolzy, alas. Gayness is such srs bzns!

[eleanor_ariail]

:D That would be incredibly appropriate, seeing as how I stole it from my brother in the first place. (I had a CD once, which I stole from my best friend, who had stolen it from her brother, who was borrowing it from a friend. Then my brother stole it from me, and I couldn't say where it is now. Some things just work like that.)

Alas, the steps of my own gayness are woefully short. I sometimes suspect I am a straight person hiding in the closet, telling myself I am gay so that I will fit in better. And then I see a hot girl and think how much I'd love to eat her out.

[amedia]

Run them bases, baby. Oh yeah, just like that.

w00t!

Do you have any opinion on long pants vs. the ones that go just past the knee? I think long pants look silly in baseball, personally, and I cheer extra hard for the guys wearing the shorter ones.

[eleanor_ariail]

I have quite a preference for short pants, as a matter of fact. Aside from the more traditional, unique appearance they give the uniform, they also tend to fit snugger around the ass.

Unfortunately our minor league team has the long ones, but I love them anyway.

[koslorollo]

I hate those baggy baseball pants. Manny Ramirez and ilk look like effing slobs, seriously.

Well, that could just be my overall dislike for Ramirez to begin with…