Today I was a hired goon

[eldr_ferd]

Today I was hired muscle. I was paid to pace menacingly up and down rows of stressed first years and answer their so-called questions. And boy did I feel like a jerk when I had to take a girl to the washroom, tell her which stall to use, and check it before she went in. So I said "Lady, it's nothing personal, I'm just doing my job." Well, I didn'

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[anonymous]

I think that more people should address people as "Lady" or "Fellah". It would make the world more like a crime movie from the 1930s, and I take it that everyone would prefer that.

JF

or better yet....

[purple_dwarf]

"Lady I'm doing my job, but this time it's personal."