So today i was watching some kids tv show, and they showed one of those sweet commercials for a Tonka Dumptruck. Now, those commercials are absolutely amazing, they made me want to have one of those so bad. But what really got to me as a child when i woudl watch these, was the sweet background or play area the kids had to play in. I mean, in ( Read more... )

"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, ( Read more... )

By a lonely harbor wall, she watched the last star falling ( Read more... )

This Friday, an event unlikes the which have never been seen will take place... at an as of yet undetermined location. Three collosal movies will be watched, all are welcome. The movies will be..... Leon: The Professional, The Boondock Saints, and finally... the movie that everyone needs to see.... MANOS: Hands of Fate! I imagine it will start ( Read more... )

Guinness: Will even put hair on a girl's tits.

The man... The legend...

BRIEFCASE:

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You're so bossy you ought to be milked before you come home at night!

Well its alright, everything will work out fine
Well its alright, i'm going to the end of the line.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights

Death aint nuthin but a heartbeat away
Im livin life do or die, what can I say?

They say I gotta learn, but nobodys here to teach me
If they cant understand it, how can they reach me?