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Falker Satherhood
Hahahah, so... This was pulled from Cake Wrecks.
Ashley J. had two male coworkers each expecting a child, so the office decided to get them a cake. They wanted it to say, "Happy Fatherhood Shawn and Glenn".
Instead, they got this:
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fat clothes? fat friends.
Is it like a rule that every person featured in the Bo-Flex commercials has to be fucking creepy looking? I think I hate the "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends" guy the most. He's the same one who's not afraid to take his shirt off, and has the wife who gives him the little wink and every now and then.
Ugh.
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Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I've been waiting ALL WINTER for a spring thunderstorm like this!!! I fucking love the anticipation and the wind blowing around before a huge ass storm.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! FINALLY!!!!
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be; that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably ( Read more... ) -
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This certainly made for an interesting morning....
He's a general dick in the introduction, then the rest of the band talks about their music in a professional manner, then he pops in again around the six minute mark and is a total weirdo. Then he goes on to completely lose his shit and its tooooootally uncomfortable. Billy Bob Thorton is such an ( Read more... ) -
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The wind is really shaking my windows tonight.
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I... have a picture of youuuuuu in my mind....
I come to you tonight with a few important things. I have a rotten taste in my mouth and don't too much feel like typing, so these statements will be brief. I am also wearing briefs.
First of all, I finished The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger last week. It was incredible, and I recommend it to anyone and everyone. Don't be thrown off ( Read more... ) -
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
I'm usually pretty good and ignoring Top 40 (do they still call it that?) and MTV and all that crap, but yesterday when I was at the mall I couldn't help but notice a particularly awful song. I know this song's been out for a while, but apparently I'm good at ignoring bullshit pop songs because up until yesterday I hadn't heard the full version. I ( Read more... ) -
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A little while back, good ole Majewski posted an awesome video about women and yogurt and how much women love yogurt because they're women and it's a product made just for us. It was hilarious and I laughed. I was just sitting here thinking about how much I laughed and realized I wanted to watch it again. I looked it up and watched it again, and it ( Read more... ) -
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Text from Daimaine:
I hate that damn sexy green M&M.
My reply:
She's just such a flirt.
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