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[el_em_en_oh_pee]

So I need something to break up big chunks of time spent working on my thesis, and I figured a meme would be just the ticket. Please participate! I need something to do to keep myself from turning into the interaction of parental involvement and educational attainment level incarnate

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You know I had to.

[acidpop25]

TRACEY AND THEODORE.

I SUPPORT THIS PROMPT.

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
Neither of them are super sexual on their own, but together they can be explosive. They have a thing for unconventional locations - in bathtubs, on counters, against expensive sculptures, etc. Actually, they switch it up enough that there really isn't one particular thing they tend to do - last week, it was breathplay; next week, it will probably be polyjuice!sex.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
They both contend that theirs is the prettiest (though it is actually Tracey's). Once, they were bickering about their hair in the common room and Draco gave them a dirty look and said, "Obviously mine is the best," which almost incited a threesome

3. What they argue about most often
Oh, gosh. It's a toss-up between when bananas are at their peak ripeness and whether they should ever have children.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
- I HAVE ACTUALLY WRITTEN ABOUT THIS because I suck. uhhhh... Theodore died in the fic, and Tracey took quite a

[wanderinghope]

lavender & tracey (epic potential, yo~)

(and my better half is reserving ernie/tracey dibs)

basically tracey/errbody~

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

Lavender/Tracey:

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
They have a biting thing. Obviously.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
They will both concede that it is Lavender, because it is generally shiny and expertly coiffed, but L. is secretly jealous that Tracey's can look good with no effort put into it.

3. What they argue about most often
a. How long Lavender uses the shower every day
b. Tracey's inclinations towards working in the black market
c. who has to do the dishes

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Honestly, Tracey would cope best. Not great, but... better

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
Woot! They don't kill each other. :D :|

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
They end up together falling out of love but not willing to back down out of a misguided sense of loyalty :| but end up just coexisting passionlessly.

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamicI just have a thing for (fictional) couples who fight all the time

[wanderinghope]

LOL THEY HAVE SUCH POTENTIAL. WE SHOULD LOG THEM! :| *COUGH*PSL*COUGH*

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

YES PLEASE LOLLLLL

[wanderinghope]

fierceramz~

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

confirming before i do this: you are referring to quinn+britt+artie, yes?

[wanderinghope]

Y.

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
It's not so much what they do during (she's always, always on top; dirty talk frequently happens), but after - she lights a cigarette and he steals drags off of it sometimes.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
Pansy. Blates. Harry's is a mess.

3. What they argue about most often
at first: whether to tell their friends. Now: Harry forgets to pick stuff up on his way home from work; Pansy has a habit of changing with the blinds open so all the neighbors see. Those are the main things

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Pansy would. Harry's had too much death in his life.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They get a small tumbledown house and fix it up. Pansy gets a huge garden, Harry gets two kids, and they live out of the public eye happily ever after.

6. The most tragic possible ending for themPaparazzi tear them apart and they have a huge screaming row, throwing things at each other and totally give up

Ernie & Tracey~

[capitol_barbie]

Re: Ernie & Tracey~

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
Orgasm. I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
Ernie. Duh. Like, Tracey's is really pretty but Ernie is more vain and therefore his is more well-kempt and nice smelling and soft and pretty.

3. What they argue about most often
Tracey getting knocked up, Ernie being a kissing ho.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
omg I cannot fathom. So basically they are that couple who Zeus turns into trees at the same time. Because they are just that epic.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
So they get married and live happily ever after with three kids and a shared business that works on improving the environment and they are happy~

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
Tracey goes into a life of crime~ and Ernie cannot drag her back and they have an awful breakup and no one is ever happy again.

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
yup I'm going here :|

8. What I find difficult to