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eisteddfod

Breaking News!

Jun 19, 2005 13:26

Incoming: a monumental breakthough, Kelly Alsheimer has bought her first pair of real sunglasses.

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1januaryfriend June 19 2005, 17:39:35 UTC

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

(that says PARTY by the way)

eisteddfod June 19 2005, 17:44:50 UTC

Indeed. Rock out with y our sketchy green icon of doom Erica. As I shall rock out with my actual real sunglasses. It is very strange so far.

i_cant_resist June 19 2005, 17:55:45 UTC

woot

eisteddfod June 20 2005, 10:55:18 UTC

Indeed

tsi June 19 2005, 17:58:40 UTC

real? your others were fake?

oh noes! tsi June 19 2005, 18:09:21 UTC

YOU HAVE SHATTERED THE INTRICATELY WOVEN NAVAHO WOOL PONCHO OF REALITY. SUDDENLY WE FIND OURSELVES CONFRONTED WITH THE DISQUIETING FACT THAT OUR LIVES THUS FAR HAVE BEEN MERE FACADES, ELABORATE LIES CONSTRUCTED SHEERLY OUT OF SHADOWS AND INSUBSTANTIALS. THE WORLD AT LARGE WOULD FALL INTO UTTER CHAOS, BUT WHAT USE IS CHAOS WHEN NOTHING TRULY EXISTS? WE CAN COUNT OURSELVES LUCKY THAT THE INHERENT INDIFFERENCE THAT COMES WITH UTTER NONEXISTENCE HAS RENDERED US CONTENT TO CONTINUE WITH THIS LIE OF VAGUE ENJOYABILITY.

Re: oh noes! eisteddfod June 19 2005, 21:04:59 UTC

I have no more poncho! The horror of the reality of the sunglasses has been broken! Now chaos of the truth that my old sunglasses were lies given to me all to spite me will consume me. I must write oh-noetry now.

Re: oh noes! tsi June 19 2005, 21:16:48 UTC

You're impossible to get in touch with, I'm sure.

What, exactly, constitutes real sunglasses?

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