What are you thamkful for?

Me: Intelligence.

HA HA HA HA HA .... AHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....

ahhh... uhhh.. yeah... huh.. hah... HA... HA HA HA HA HA HA

And more laughter ensues...

One day, you will be cool. Look under your bed. It'll set you free.

Here's to midnight.

Somebody told me...

Why is everyone so fucking retarded?

Hold your head high heavey heart,
And save your strength for the morning after,
So take a chance and make it big,
Cause it's the last you'll ever get,
If we don't take it, when will we make it,
I make plans to break plans,
And I've been planning something big,
Planning something big,
Planning...

"It's like when you've been meaning to pee for days, and then you remember right as you walk into class that your bladder is bursting, and then you piss yourself right there. That's the feeling I'm having right now... and it's A-MA-ZING."

We're closing fast on another year.

Superintendent of Greenhouse Affairs.